What it is about Liddy Dole

She's annoying, she's got it in for atheists so much she's produced a series of desperate ads accusing her of being "godless", when clearly she has no interest in her own morality.

But what's really scary about her is she looks like she's got the same plastic surgeon as Jocelyn Wildenstein.

I'm BACK!

Not that this was an extraordinarily busy blog, but after the template broke, I stopped posting. Like, where did my title go? Where did my sidebar go? Why doesn't resetting the template fix it?

Okay, I found them. They're back.

The blog had like 3 things wrong with it. I found the solutions in the Google group by searching on the error message. Now my blog is again whole.

I won't be updating what you missed, but if you want to check on my posting (I've been a busy girl), you can look at my main political blog on my main site.

Now that I've got this fixed, I'll be back. And don't forget to check out the poll in the sidebar.

Sarah Palin wants to steal my stuff

She doesn't think I'm a true Christian.

She's right. I'm not, which makes me one of the "godless" that her prayer warriors are planning on looting and pillaging when they take over the country prior to bringing on Armageddon.

Ecumenicism is a game they play. They want you to think that they are "people of faith", and this is something important they have in common with you.

But do you believe the world is beset by witchcraft and demons? Do you believe in praying for the deaths of people, and if they do fall ill or die, that you caused it, and it was God's will? Do you think it's a good idea to bring on the End Times so you can get raptured right up into heaven?

She is a dominionist, which means she supports making the US a theocracy run by members of her narrow sect. The movement to infiltrate the government at all levels is called New Apostolic Reformation. Check them out.

Sarah Palin believes in all this and more.

Believe it, it's true. Or should I say, you don't have to believe it, because it's true. You only have to believe things that are demonstrably untrue.

Like I don't have anything to do with my time...

Once in a while I just like to play with the graphics program. Did you know that back in 2005, when asked if Dick Cheney would play a role in his administration should he be elected, McCain answered, "Hell, yes!"?

Unclear on the concept of what "Legacy" means

Just in case anyone is still unclear on the concept—although it does look like the concept is becoming clearer all the time, even to you-know-who and his addled brain—I've captioned a picture, since a picture is worth a thousand words, or so they say.

I guess dubya is still thinking that a miracle can pull into the pantheon of great Presidents. (I can just see him in "I, Claudius", trying to get the Roman senate to vote him a god so he would not have to pay for his sins in the hereafter.) Not happening, boy, even though clearly a miracle happened to save him from being impeached, what with all his crimes: from misdemeanors to felonies to "high crimes" (whatever that may mean) to outright treason and war crimes.

Was it a miracle? Or was it just gutlessness, cowardice, and political expediency on the part of the majority party? It would be very hard to distinguish what the Democrats in Congress and the Senate have been doing from outright collusion.

Anyway... anybody who wants McCain deserves four more years of the current death spiral. But those people don't read this blog, do they?

Trapped in the game of life

Laughing too hard....

I'm laughing too hard...

SNL's Hillary: Reasons why I must be the nominee

Nice quality video, NBC.com

Excuse me, sir...

I can has...an economy?

see more crazy cat pics

Econololz

Problem? What problem? I don't see any problem...

Ever meet a person who seemed to have trouble getting up any enthusiasm for anything at all? Well, meet four of them as they play out what ought to be a wild fantasy, but somehow seems to be less than the sum of its parts.

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"In a surprising turn of events, NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has filed a lawsuit against “Kristen”, a prostitute for the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring. Spitzer’s complaint alleges that “Kristen’s” refusal to allow him to sleep with her bareback, while allegedly knowing of his sexual addiction, constituted unfair exploitation of an ADA-protected disability."

I'm presuming this is fiction, and I'm wishing I'd written it myself.


Story

However...

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She was feeling very glazed-over. It was unreal. Yeah, he was a prick, and he'd always treated her badly.

But it was still so unfair. She's always kept her part of the bargain. Supportive wife, prim and proper. And here he was, not only porking that chick—how many of them were there at that "club"?—but getting caught. Publicly. And now she had to stand behind him, humiliated, as his supportive wife, while all she really wanted to do was to strangle him. Maybe drown him. Or castrate him with her own hands. Which was more painful?

Yeah, he was making all the right apologies. But really, if he was sincerely sorry, it had to be for being caught. Because he knew it was the wrong thing to do, but did it anyway.

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The Principal put down the phone.

Her secretary looked at her and immediately realized the gravity of the situation. "We're going to have to do an intervention, aren't we?" she asked.

"There's no way around it." The Principal sipped her tea, now rapidly cooling. "Men who are ambitious and arrogant enough to want to be in public office should be automatically disqualified from the political process. It's all a matter of the hormones. Excessively masculinized males are unable to behave rationally when they think about females. They listen only to their cocks. All too often they end up doing all their thinking with the small head, behaving like some lower form of life—the lower forms of life that they are.

"All his life he's been competing against other males for power. Jockeying for position. He sees life as a zero sum game. He has been driven by the need to knock down other males and get more of that power for himself. It's pointless competitiveness to the extreme. He's addicted to it. He can never get enough power.

"He's going to be a tough nut to crack. Probably we should address the testosterone issue first. That has got to go. No way around it."


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The longsuffering wife put down the receiver with a little smile on her face. "Hey, honey. Don't you think we should get away for a little while? I know a place where we can get some respite from the damned reporters..."